Opposites Attract: (I Can't Dance...)
Lyrics by: Remy
Well they say opposites attract
I think I agree
Cuz that Arab girl ain't nothing
quite like me

I was a lifeguard back in high school
I know how to save ya
She don't know how to swim
and lives out in Saudi Arabia

She drinks Pepsi from a glass
I like a can of Coke
I can't dance...

She can't vote.


She hates board games
I beat her at Monopoly
But she turns the tides
when we sign on Halo 3

I like my Frosted Flakes
with 2% milk too
She also thinks they're great
but eats hers with baba ghanoush

Yeah she knows a lot
I got a lot of nose
I can't dance...

She can't vote.


Who would have thought
We could be lovers?
I make the bed and...

She wears the covers


I want to have two kids
She wants three sons if we can
I don't like little boys
She's a Michael Jackson fan

Opposites attract
How it works, I just don't know
I can't dance...
I can't dance...