macacalyrics

Well I'm from Virginia
This place is my hometown
But by now you've prob'ly noticed
My face is kinda brown

There's an election coming up
There are signs in all the places
Only problem is the guy that's running
Kinda is a racist

I normally vote Republican
I'm not sure what to do
I guess I got me a big old case
Of the macaca blues

Well I could write in Ronald Reagan
Yeah, he's my kinda man
I'm sure he'd be my friend
Even though I got a tan

Or I could vote for Jim Webb
He's the Democrat, you see
Only thing is he's like something
You find at the pharmacy

Well I don't want the Commonwealth run by a racist dude
But as we just established, Jim Webb kinda is a...
I normally vote conservative, I've done so all along
But do I really want a Senator who'll have me mow his lawn?

It's a really tough decision
I just don't know what to do
I guess I got me a big old case
Of the macaca blues