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We got down there on a Sunday
Got some ice cream on my head
Got to my hotel room and all I can tell you's
I had a real comfortable bed

Yeah, down in Charleston
In the Palmetto state
Sent down to Charleston
For the YouTube Debate

When I got down there to Charleston
I ate some seafood and well
My hotdog was great but I was running late
for the bus to the Citadel

Oh down in Charleston
With YouTube and CNN
Went to Google's snack kitchen
For some free Sour Patch Kids

When we got down to the debate hall
We heard some stuff from Mike Gravel
He said your lobbyist's mamma is down with Obama
and Hillary and all them

Down in Charleston
He said they're all to blame
Edwards, Hill and Obama
And I forget this guys name

But Biden, Gravel and the Governor
Didn't get much chance to talk
Kucinich was fine, yeah he got camera time
But just because his wife was hot

Down in Charleston
What a nice friendly place
When they showed her on camera
You could see half my face

Then I met Anderson Cooper
He was a real nice dude
We met with some folks and I told stupid jokes
Then we went to go get some food

At the party in Charleston
Singing Michael Jackson lines
Thanks to Google and YouTube
It was a real great time