An ode to hummus. Or however you spell it. Hope you like it. Plenty of videos to come this summer!

Oh, here are the lyrics, it’s kinda fast-paced:

Hummus. I’m eating hummus.
Dip it to my thumb-us.

It’s the best, beats the rest
When you seem to need a
paste with some taste
to put on your pita

Hit me, hit me
With a little chick pea
Got a lot of bread
That’s the trick, see?

I’m a fast pita eater
got the pedal to the metal
Putting down so much bread
You’d think I was Hansel and Gretel

Now my bread’s all gone
Hmm, what’s the next pick?
Checkin the pantry
How ’bout some bread sticks?

Bust the tops off the box
Dip it in all the way
Put that stick in my head
Like I’m Phineas Gage

I got my hummus from the supermarket
Don’t be a weenie
If you want real hummus in your stomach
Then you need some tahini

Is this hummus cooked?
You ain’t gotta boil it, yo
You just need more peas
than a toilet bowl

You’ve been sitting there for hours eating?
Maybe brah…
It’s like the toilet’s eating hummus
Through a crazy straw!

Remy Remz in a Benz
Cruisin’ on a Sunday
When’d you rent a Benz, Remz?
I thought you rock a Hyundai

Driving up to Detroit
Now that summer’s here
Rock City?
Nah man, I call it Hummusville!

What, you on vacation?
Sounds like a nice world
Man, I’m working harder
than a Valtrex in a Spice Girl

Dearborn’s the place
where the hummus flows
I thought they liked coneys, man
I saw it in the Post

I love dipping in the hummus, man
I beg your pardon?
I’m eating more paste
than I did in kindergarten

Options pouring out on Warren
lots of food I see
Got cuisine on from Shatila
down to New Yasmeen

I done came for the food
I’m a hummus-eating menace
Ask my doctor, turn your head and cough
Aren’t you a dentist?

Clap your hands really fast
If you think hummus is the best

Now shake sh-shake shake your pita
If you hit the hummus with paprika

Saddam, Iran, Osama,
Baby bomber drama, little peace:
it’s on your TV, but believe me
There is good in Middle East, it’s…

Hummus. I’m eating hummus.
With Thomas Jefferson-us.


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