Birthday Hat: The Rap
Lyrics by: Remy
I wear a birthday hat mother mother

Yo I go through the door
and I know what you think
"Who's the big nose
with the cone and the string?"

My name is Remy
Let me make a point then stop
Don't be messing with a hat
thats got a pointy top

Rollin all up through the hood
But this hood is whack
I be the only homey
with a goody bag

Ladies never ever see
something hot this often
That's why I wear my birthday hat
To the doctor's office

Go talk to the doc
Cuz I'm hurting bad
"You have cooties"
Yeah, but I also have a birthday hat

I wear a birthday hat, mother mother

I wear my hat at work
No it ain't no stigma
Wear my birthday hat
While implementing six sigma

People laugh when I duck
When I go through a tunnel
But no one's laughin when I need
to pour oil through a funnel

Habib here man
and I'm rocking on the cowbell
Don't need a birthday hat
Cuz I already have a towel

No one's hotter on pinata
So don't mess with me
You see I got a lot of practice
on your effigy

You really gonna make this song?
That's pretty sad
I hope this don't apply
to wearing birthday hats

I wear a birthday hat, mother mother